Breakfast

Intro 
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Do you believe in a next life? 
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Do you believe in a ghost? 
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Do you believe that my dead wife 
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Still makes my coffee and toast? 
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If that's hard to believe, then imagine my own disbelief 
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When I saw my breakfast make itself for me 
 

 
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I don't believe in delusion 
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Or that my wife's a mirage 
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I don't believe it's illusion 
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When she gives me a massage 
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Every time our bed creaks, every time that the old armchair squeaks 
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Her lipstick looks like blood and stains my cheeks 
 

 
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When I'm walking down the hallway and she grabs me by the leg 
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I'm not frightened, I'm delighted with a plate of scrambled eggs 
 

 
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The couple next door is suspicious 
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I hear their talk through the wall 
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They say I was always a bachelor 
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Never been married at all 
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That it's just make-believe, that I have no real reason to grieve 
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That I make my morning eggs, toast, and coffee 
 

 
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Can you believe what I've told you? 
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Can't you believe what I tell? 
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Please let me go to the bathroom 
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Please let me out of this cell 
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My late wife misses me, and our house is so awfully empty 
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That my breakfast will be much too cold to eat 
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My breakfast will get much too cold to eat 
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My breakfast will get much too cold to eat