Scooby

Intro 
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Ive got six unopened boxes from Amazon on my porch 
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And I Open up my windows watch my neighbors get deported 
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Pull out my thousand dollar iPhone I cant report it but Ill record it 
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Then Ill upload it to TikTok because it makes me feel important 
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I vote blue every year, look at how far weve gotten 
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Got a twelve dollar hand delivered latte in my fridge gone rotten 
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I've got ten streaming seasons of air quotes reality TV 
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With Contestants on an island whose only challenge is fidelity 
 

 
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Im like Scooby Doo, looking for clues 
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Turns out this whole life is a mystery 
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I cant even prove whats two plus two 
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Maybe this problem is too big for me 
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I just put on my big dog pants 
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Now Im learning a TikTok dance 
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Im like Scooby Doo if he wore shoes 
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And he gave money to the enemy 
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Money to the enemy 
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Fuck I am the enemy 
 

Interlude 
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To the Fortnite teen thats hurling slurs from a flyover state 
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Its not your fault that your father is a for profit prison inmate 
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Its not your fault your hard working mother cant afford to pay her rent 
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Its not your fault your schools underfunded and youre under educated 
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Its not your fault that the algorithm whips you into an angry froth 
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The only thing we see in common is ad space insurance companies bought 
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Both of us are getting played like were the song of the summer 
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By a billionaire DJ on a mega yacht who just bought another 
 

 
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Im like Scooby Doo, looking for clues 
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Turns out this whole life is a mystery 
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I cant even prove whats two plus two 
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Maybe this problem is too big for me 
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I just put on my big dog pants 
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Now Im learning a TikTok dance 
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Im like Scooby Doo if he wore shoes 
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And he gave money to the enemy 
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Money to the enemy 
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Fuck I am the enemy 
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              Fuck I am the enemy 
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              Fuck I am the enemy 
 

Outro 
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I just put on my big dog pants 
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Now Im learning a TikTok dance 
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Im like Scooby Doo if he wore shoes 
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And he gave money to the enemy 
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Money to the enemy 
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Fuck I am the enemy