Pumpin 4 The Man

 
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It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps 
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Sometimes you think you're gonna drop 
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In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off 
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And before you can leave you gotta sweep the fuckin' shop 
 

 
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It's a real real bitch to be workin' for the man 
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But shit, I do it well, so what the fuck 
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I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin' dump 
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But it's all the same to me, bustin' ass to make a buck 
 

 
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So read 'em up and stick 'em 
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Pump that fucker good 
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Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump 
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Get your fingers outta your ass 
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And pump some faggot's gas 
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And think about how bad New Hope sucks 
 

 
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And it's a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up 
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And then you check their oil and know you're fucked 
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'Cause no one wants a loser who works for 5 an hour 
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Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain and rude as hell 
 

 
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Now I can fix a tire like Hurricane Melinda 
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I know that I'm the best for what it's worth 
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So if I choose to help you don't look like you expect it 
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'Cause it's a gift that God gave me at birth 
 

 
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So read 'em up and stick 'em 
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Pump that fucker good 
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Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump 
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Get your fingers outta your ass 
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And pump some faggot's gas 
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And think about how bad New Hope sucks, woohoo!