First Time

 
           B               G#m 
There's a first time   for everything 
    D#m            E 
And everything is getting pulled over 
     B             G#m 
On a highway    in Albany 
     D#m             E 
In a rental car on a Wednesday 
    B                G#m 
I apologise   and he let me go 
        D#m                E 
Told me next time   move away or go slow 
      B                       G#m 
Gonna cross the line   for my ego 
       D#m                     E 
Nearly lost my spine    I just wanna go home 
 

 
B         G#m 
   I just wanna go home 
D#m              E 
  Beat myself up nice and slow 
B                    G#m 
          Punch the lie in the throat 
D#m               E 
 I don't get the fucking joke___ 
 

 
 B                     G#m 
  (Put down my number  Serve me wait the quarter) 
D#m               E 
 I don't get the fucking joke___ 
 B                    G#m 
(Baby kiss her, all I wanted was your number) 
D#m               E 
 I don't get the fucking joke___ 
 

Interlude: 
B    G#m       B   E 
B    G#m       B     B 

 
B         G#m 
   I just wanna go home 
D#m              E 
  Beat myself up nice and slow 
B                   G#m 
          Punch the lie in the throat 
D#m               E          B 
 I don't get the fucking jo-oke