My Head Itches

	  		

Intro:  A C A 

Verse 1: 

A     C        A 
Woke up this morning 
A       C         A 
Didn't take a shower 
A     C          A 
I've been regretting it 
A    C           A 
For the past hour 



  
            Dsus2 
Because my head itches 
   Dsus2             A    C    A 
My head itches, yeah 
   Dsus2 
My head itches 
   Dsus2             A    C    A 
My head itches, yeah 
F                          E                  A    C   A 
Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head 




Verse 2 :


A    C        A 
Went to the doctor 
A            C       A 
He looked at me and said 
A      C            A 
"Boy, what's your affliction?" 
A          C       A 
I pointed at my head 




            Dsus2 
And said, my head itches 
   Dsus2             A    C    A 
My head itches, yeah 
   Dsus2 
My head itches 
   Dsus2             A    C    A 
My head itches, yeah 
F                          E                  A    C   A 
Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head 



Verse 3:
 

A        C              A 
When the doc was done listening to me 
A    C              A 
He stared at me quizzically 
A         C          A 
He said, "Toby, you don't need me" 
A         C           A 
"Dandruff shampoo is OTC" 


Chorus/Outro: 

            Dsus2 
Cuz if your head itches 
   Dsus2             A    C    A 
Your head itches, yeah 
   Dsus2 
If your head itches 
   Dsus2             A    C    A 
Your head itches, yeah 
F                                 E                  A     C 
Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your head 
                A                C 
Dandruff shampoo 
               A           C 
For your head 
               A           C 
For your head 
               A           C 
For your head 
               A           C 
For your head 
               A           C 
For your head 
              A 
For my head