Intro: Em Em D E Em Well it's 3pm time to lug the gear Em Gotta get it on the stage D E My muscles flex my fuckin' sweat will save the day Em When I check the mic I fuckin' check the mic Em I fuckin' checka-checka one two three D E I plug it in I make a sound as good as can be Em Cause the rockers rock but the roadies roll Em Gotta take the mic because I take control D E Gotta get that shit up on that fuckin' stage Em Because the roadie knows what the roadie knows Em And the roadie knows that he wears black clothes D E And he hides off in the shadows off the stage C Because the roadie D E Looks a thousand miles with his eyes C And when the crowd roars D E Brings a tear drop to the roadie's eyes Tears of pride C Because he brought you the show D But you will never know C He's changing the strings D While hiding in the wings C D No matter how hard the show must go on ( E ) Em Then a beautiful girl come to me Em She say "Hey can I sucka your dick?" D E I say "Yays I am in love" Em Then she quickly say "I sucked your dick Em Now give me that backstage pass D E I do not want you roadie I want KG's chode" C Em I'm standing at the threshold of your dreams C Em Without me there'd be no sound from those amps C D Without me there'd be no lights on the stage E But you don't applaud for me C No I am the roadie! D E Lonesome warrior searching for the soul C No I am the roadie! D E I make the rock go! C D C D C D E Roadie roadie roadie!