Intro GVerse 1:
G C D G Hello, my name is Paddy, I play this here guitar G C D G Hello, my name is Paddy, I like whiskey in my jar C G I come here to Insert Bar name to play my songs for you G C D G If you don't like them, you know what you can doInterlude GC Hey Paddy, G Play a song for me G I paid $4 cover charge C D G It's highway robberyVerse 2:
G C D G Paddy's short for Patrick, who is Ireland's patron saint G C D G He drove away the serpents in story that's old and quaint C G But Paddy's not concerned with any history to make G C D G He doesn't mind if any lassie wants to chase his snakeGC Hey Paddy, G Play a song for me G I paid $4 cover charge C D G It's highway robberyVerse 1:
G C D G So, Paddy went a strollin' one nice November day G C D G He came upon a leprechaun, the little elf did say, C G "If you can catch me Paddy, you'll be a rich man when you're old!" G C D G Paddy, killed that fucking leprechaun and stole his pot of goldInterlude GC Hey Paddy, G Play a song for me G I paid $4 cover charge C D G It's highway robberyG C D G So Paddy went a travelin', he hopped into his car G C D G He settled down in Hollywood, way out west out thar C G He's had his ups n' downs, and he's made some big mistakes, G C D G Especially hanging out with Oj Simpson and Tom Cruise. Interlude GC Hey Paddy, G Play a song for me G I paid $4 cover charge C D G It's highway robberyG C D G Paddy took a fever, he nearly lost his head G C D G And early the next morning they found Paddy stone cold dead C G The doctor said, "good thing he has two sons who will survive him." G C D G The other doctor said, "I think I know a song that could revive him. " Outro C Hey Paddy, G Play a song for me G I paid $4 cover charge C D G It's highway robbery