The Pill

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YOU WINED ME AND DINED ME, WHEN I WAS YOUR GIRL 
                                                                               
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PROMISED IF I'D BE YOUR WIFE, YOU'D SHOW ME THE WORLD 
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BUT ALL I'VE SEEN OF THIS OLE WORLD IS A BED AND A DOCTOR BILL 
                                                                               
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I'M TEARIN' DOWN YOUR BROODER HOUSE CAUSE NOW I GOT THE PILL 
 
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ALL THESE YEARS I'VE STAYED AT HOME, WHY YOU HAD ALL YOUR FUN 
                                                                               
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AND EVERY YEAR THAT'S GONE BY, ANOTHER BABY'S COME 
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THERE'S GONNA BE SOME CHANGES MADE RIGHT HERE ON NURSERY HILL 
                                                                               
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YOU'VE SET THIS CHICKEN YOUR LAST TIME CAUSE NOW I'VE GOT THE PILL 
 
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THIS OLD MATERNITY DRESS I'VE GOT IS GOIN IN THE GARBAGE 
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THE CLOTHES I'M WEARIN' FROM NOW ON  
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WON'T TAKE UP SO MUCH YARDAGE 
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MINI SKIRTS, HOT PANTS AND A FEW LITTLE FANCY FRILLS 
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I'M MAKIN UP FOR ALL THOSE YEARS, SINCE I'VE GOT THE PILL 
 
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I'M TARD OF ALL YOUR CROWIN', HOW YOU AND YOUR HENS PLAY 
                                                                               
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WHILE HOLDIN' A COUPLE IN MY ARMS, ANOTHER'S ON THE WAY 
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THIS CHICKEN'S DONE TORE UP HER NEST 
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AND I'M READY TO MAKE A DEAL 
 
AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO TURN IT DOWN 
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CAUSE YOU KNOW I'VE GOT THE PILL 
 
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THIS INCABATOR IS OVERUSED, BECAUSE YOU'VE KEPT IT FILLED 
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THE FEELIN' GOOD COMES EASY NOW, SINCE I'VE GOT THE PILL 
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IT'S GETTIN' DARK, IT'S ROOSTIN' TIME, TONIGHT'S TO GOOD TO BE REAL 
                                                                               
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AH BUT DADDY DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, CAUSE MAMA'S GOT THE PILL 
                                                                               
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NAH DADDY DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, CAUSE MAMA'S GOT THE PILL