4chan Stan

Intro 
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                    Dm          G7 
I went through your bedside draw 
              Em7                            Amadd9 
You know I've never been inclined to have to do that before 
      Dm              G7 
Never been in Bergdorf 
    Cadd9                              Am7 
But you took someone shopping there in May 24 
                 Dm                 G7 
You bought her a handbag, it wasn't cheap 
         Em7               Amadd9 
I was in London, probably asleep 
              Dm              G7 
Did you go to Montauk for the weekend? 
            Cadd9                     Am7 
Was there a long call? Did it pay dividends? 
        Dm 
Is that why 


              G7               Em7                 Amadd9 
Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous 
             Dm                    G7 
What, is she famous? Say that it's over 
                Cadd9               Am7 
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me? 


 
       Dm       G7 
What a sad, sad man 
            Em7   Amadd9 
It's giving 4chan stan 
       Dm       G7 
What a sad, sad man 
            Cadd9 Am7 
It's giving 4chan stan 

 
             Dm     G7 
What, is she famous? 
         Em7   Amadd9 
Somebody famous 


             Dm           G7 
What are you so scared of? 
       Em7                             Amadd9 
Do you think I'm gonna contact her and tell her what for? 
      Dm          G7 
Gonna get divorced 
       Cadd9                            Am7 
It's a marriage of convenience and it's how you adore 
               Dm                           G7 
I think you're sinking, you're protecting a lie 
                       Em7                               Amadd9 
And you don't want her thinking that you'd cheat on your wife 
              Dm                         G7 
You're such a coward, you can't tell the truth 
                 Cadd9                     Am7 
You love all the power but you're not even cute though, no, no, no 

 
              G7               Em7                 Amadd9 
Why won't you tell me what her name is? This is outrageous 
             Dm                    G7 
What, is she famous? Say that it's over 
                Cadd9               Am7 
Do you mean a hiatus? Why won't you tell me? 


 
       Dm       G7 
What a sad, sad man 
            Em7   Amadd9 
It's giving 4chan stan 
       Dm       G7 
What a sad, sad man 
            Cadd9 Am7 
It's giving 4chan stan 


 
             Dm     G7 
What, is she famous? 
         Em7   Amadd9 
Somebody famous 
         Dm    G7 
Somebody famous 
         Cadd9  Am7 
Somebody famous 


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