Intro: G A Am Eb A Eb A F Am E One day as I was closing Am my country music store, Am7 Am In came a red haired lady, Bm A She was all cried out and sore. Am7 She walked right in and grabbed me Am D Just right out of the blue, Am Am7 And said "I need someone to listen, Em Am C And this someone will be you." G Am Eb She said, "I know that men are stupid, Am Bm I know that you are too, Am G Am A So I will try to simplify my story just for you. Am E A D I am a man-eater, I own them from the start, Am E Am C A C But somehow this handsome fucker got his grip around my heart. Chorus A Dm Am Well I know I had it coming, Dm I know I was a fool, Am Cause he really made me trust him E7 And he really made me drool, Dm Am He made me feel important, Dm He knew just what to say, Em A But you can bet your ass I really made him pay." Interlude: Am A E Am G A (played while humming) G Am Eb She said "My plan was to seduce him, Am Bm But he was far ahead, Am G He smiled at me and suddenly Am A I laid down in his bed. Am E A D And so far it was perfect, but something wasn't right, Am E Because I thought of him the whole next day, Am C And dreamt of him all night. Am E And soon I was his baby, Am D My god I was naive, Am G Cause he was fine and he was mine, Am A I simply couldn't leave. Am E Am C One day I came home early and found him in a chair, Am G But over him sat my best friend, Am A And guess what she did there. Chorus A Dm Am Well I know I had it coming, Dm I know I was a fool, Am Cause he really made me trust him E7 And he really made me drool, Dm Am He made me feel important, Dm He knew just what to say, Em A But you can bet your ass I really made him pay." Interlude: Am A E Am G A (played while humming) Well I didn't care about her, I let her run away, He said 'oh please I'm sorry' And I said 'but you will pay.' Then he tried to escape me, but I was far ahead, I found a knife and took his life, Oh god how much he bled. And then I cut him up in pieces, My handsome charming midge, I sorted him in big black bags, And put him in the fridge. Now I am a man-eater, in more than just one way... He tastes like pig, but that's okay, I eat him every day. Chorus Well I know I had it coming, I know I was a fool, Cause he really made me trust me And he really made me drool, He made me feel important, He knew just what to say, But you can bet your ass I really made him pay.