Therefore I Am

Intro 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 

 
N.C. 
Stop! 
                               Dm 
What the hell are you talking about  
                               A 
Get my pretty name outta your mouth 
                              A7 
We are not the same with or without 
      N.C. 
Don't talk 
 Dm 
'bout me like how you might know how I feel 
Dm                                      A 
Top of the world, but your world isn't real 
                 A7 
Your world's an ideal 

 
           N.C. 
So go have fun 
              
I really couldn't care less 

And you can give 'em my best 

But just know 


               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 


Dm 
I don't want press to put your name next to mine 

We're on different lines so I 
 A 
Wanna be nice enough 

They don't call my bluff 

'Cause I hate to find 
Dm 
  Articles, articles, articles 

I'd rather you remain unremarkable 
                A 
(Got a lotta) Interviews, interviews, interviews 

When they say your name I just act confused 

 
             N.C. 
Did you have fun? 

I really couldn't care less 
              
And you can give 'em my best but, just 

No! 

 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 


     Dm 
I'm sorry 
                             A 
I don't think I caught your name 
      Dm 
I'm sorry 
                             A 
I don't think I caught your name 

Instrumental ||: Dm  ||  A  || 

Outro:

               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am 
               Dm 
I'm not your friend or anything 
                                 A 
Damn, you think that you're the man 
                      A7 
I think, therefore, I am