Written by Ryan Met
D A Well, I'm not too superstitious, but I knock on wood a lot Em7 G Prayin' I wake up tomorrow, get the guts to tell you off D A But I know I'll never get there, you could scream you wish me dead Em7 G But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow; why the hell can't I get mad?D A Someday, won't this be funny? Em7 Well, I want it funny now G Man, I wanna laugh so loud D A Someday, won't this be long ago? Em7 I wanna feel that nowG D Sorry if I can't see how I'm screwed A But hey, what can you do? Em7 I'm a touchy feely fool Bm A D I would give anything to not give a shit about you A Life is pretty cruel Em7 For a touchy feely fool Bm A D I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do Instrumental A Em7 Bm A DD A Well, I'm not too claustrophobic, but I lose my breath sometimes Em7 G Now I can't even talk to ya; now your lawyers talk to mine D A Could you teach me to be ruthless? Could I be unfeeling too? Em7 G Maybe someday when I'm older, I'll be better off like you D I'm better off a stick; I'm better off a stone A I'm better off a jerk; I'm better off alone Em7 I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss G I won't feel much; at least I won't be feelin' thisBridge:
D I'm screwed A But hey, what can you do? Em7 I'm a touchy feely fool Bm A D I would give anything to not give a shit about you A Life is pretty cruel Em7 For a touchy feely fool Bm A D A Em7 I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do, I do, I do Bm A I would give anything to not give a shitD A Someday, won't this be funny? Em7 Well, I want it funny now G Man, I wanna laugh so loud D A Someday, won't this be long ago? Em7 I wanna feel that now Final G D I'm sorry if I can't see how someday A Em7 G Someday, someday