Touchy Feely Fool

D                              A 
Well, I'm not too superstitious, but I knock on wood a lot 
        Em7                         G 
Prayin' I wake up tomorrow, get the guts to tell you off 
       D                                    A 
But I know I'll never get there, you could scream you wish me dead 
               Em7                           G 
But I'll crawl back to you tomorrow; why the hell can't I get mad? 



    D                  A 
Someday, won't this be funny? 
                      Em7 
Well, I want it funny now 
            G 
Man, I wanna laugh so loud 
    D                  A 
Someday, won't this be long ago? 
                  Em7 
I wanna feel that now 



           G                  D 
Sorry if I can't see how I'm screwed 
                      A 
But hey, what can you do? 
                   Em7 
I'm a touchy feely fool 
              Bm             A                 D 
I would give anything to not give a shit about you 
               A 
Life is pretty cruel 
                   Em7 
For a touchy feely fool 
              Bm             A                  D 
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do 

Instrumental A  Em7  Bm  A  D 



          D                             A 
Well, I'm not too claustrophobic, but I lose my breath sometimes 
      Em7                              G 
Now I can't even talk to ya; now your lawyers talk to mine 
          D                                A 
Could you teach me to be ruthless? Could I be unfeeling too? 
       Em7                             G 
Maybe someday when I'm older, I'll be better off like you 



                 D 
I'm better off a stick; I'm better off a stone 
                  A 
I'm better off a jerk; I'm better off alone 
               Em7 
I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss 
             G 
I won't feel much; at least I won't be feelin' this 



     D 
I'm screwed 
                      A 
But hey, what can you do? 
                   Em7 
I'm a touchy feely fool 
              Bm             A                 D 
I would give anything to not give a shit about you 
               A 
Life is pretty cruel 
                   Em7 
For a touchy feely fool 
              Bm             A                  D     A    Em7 
I would give anything to not give a shit, but I do, I do, I do 
             Bm              A 
I would give anything to not give a shit 



    D                  A 
Someday, won't this be funny? 
                      Em7 
Well, I want it funny now 
            G 
Man, I wanna laugh so loud 
    D                  A 
Someday, won't this be long ago? 
                  Em7 
I wanna feel that now 

Final 

                G                D 
I'm sorry if I can't see how someday 
    A        Em7        G 
Someday, someday