God Is Really Real

F             C         Dm 
My dad can't get out of bed 
        G7 
There's something in his lungs 
               C7 
I think that's what the doctor said 
  Bb              F 
I gotta leave for Paris now 
   Dm        C     Bb 
My band goes on at ten 
       Gm        C           F Bb F 
And my dad can't get out of bed 

 

    F                 C              Dm 
The earth is spinning like it always did 
    G7                                C7 
The New York times is publishing some real important thing 
    Bb                F 
And each day when the world wakes up 
    Dm         C        Bb 
Our lawns will still be wet 
       Gm        C          F Bb  F  Am 
And my dad can't get out of bed 

 

Bb            F 
God is really real 
         Am            Dm 
When you really really need him 
Bb         F 
Karma just appears 
         Am       Dm 
When you suddenly believe it 
Gm               F 
Hear it loud and clear 
        Bb      C    Dm    C 
Just as long as it's conve-nient 
Bb     F                     Gm 
Life's fuckin' long 'till it stops 
Bb        Bbm                       F  Bb  F 
And God's fuckin' fake 'till he's not 



F                       C               Dm 
There's robots that are way too good at art 
G7 
And everybody's sad now 
    C7 
And tryna get to mars 
      Bb              F 
Don't wanna hear your problems 
               Dm       C      Bb 
'Cause there's just one in my head 
    Gm       C          F  Bb  F 
And he can't get out of bed 



F          C                     Dm 
What if we could break you out tonight 
     G7 
This kind of thing happens to other dads 
   C7 
It don't happen to mine 
Bb            F 
I'll distract the doctors 
         Dm        C         Bb 
We could sneak out with your meds 
Bb             F              Dm     C       Bb 
You could come along and be a roadie for the band 
Gm            C          F Bb  F  Am 
Come on, dad, get out of bed 

 

Bb            F 
God is really real 
         Am            Dm 
When you really really need him 
Bb         F 
Karma just appears 
         Am       Dm 
When you suddenly believe it 
Gm               F 
Hear it loud and clear 
        Bb      C    Dm    C 
Just as long as it's conve-nient 
Bb     F                     Gm 
Life's fuckin' long 'till it stops 
Bb        Bbm                       F  Bb  F 
And God's fuckin' fake 'till he's not 

 

F                C            Dm 
Now it's late, I really gotta go 
    G7                                  C7 
And we can't face our feelings so we're making lots of jokes 
    Bb           F 
And we won't cry about it 
    Dm       C     Bb 
No, we'll be manly men 
   Bb                   F 
"I love you" sounds all corny 
      Dm        C    Bb 
So I wrote this song instead 
     Gm 
I'll sing it for you, dad 
     C       A7     Dm  C 
When you get out of bed 
     Gm                C             F  Bb  F 
I'll sing for you when you're out of bed