Mon Amour

[Intro ]
C Am 
C Dm 
Am G 
Am F 



C 
 I think you are living in denial 
                        Dm     Am 
Oh, can't you see she's pretty wild? 
                                      G 
And every night I pray that you don't knock her up 
Am                                            F 
 'Cause I still want to be the mother of your child 
C 
 They say, "L'amour est né à Paris" 
                          Dm      Am 
So she's planned a little trip to France 
                             G 
While she's in anxious anticipation 
Am                                   G 
 I really hope you have a horrible vacation 

 

F                                  C 
 And so you think of me when you arrive 
                                    Em 
Hope the French fleas eat you both alive 

And your room smells 
                        Am 
And the toilet doesn't flush 

And the locals treat you mean 
                          F 
And the service takes too long 

'Cause I'm fragile 
                          C 
And you broke my heart in two 

But you just smile 
                          Em      G 
Like it's all the same to you, to you 



C                    G 
When you learn your lesson 
     Am 
Come back like a prodigal son 
     C                G 
And read the big sign at the airport 
      Am                   G 
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour 
C                    G 
When you learn your lesson 
     Am 
Come back like a prodigal son 
    C                 G 
And read the big sign at the airport 
      Am                   G 
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour 

 

C 
 Where did you get the ability 
                  Dm     Am 
To make fake promises to me? 
                           G 
You are exactly like a politician 
Am                                              G 
 Need everyone's approval just to see if you're doing right 



F                                       C 
 And I hope you freeze under the Eiffel Tower 
                              Em 
So you end up throwing in the towel 

Hope you'll miss me 
                         Am 
And someday you're gonna see 

That I put my trust in you 
                            F 
But you turned your back to me 

'Cause I'm fragile 
                          C 
And you broke my heart in two 

But you just smile 
                          Em      G 
Like it's all the same to you, to you 

 

C                    G 
When you learn your lesson 
     Am 
Come back like a prodigal son 
     C                G 
And read the big sign at the airport 
      Am                   G 
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour 
C                    G 
When you learn your lesson 
     Am 
Come back like a prodigal son 
    C                 G 
And read the big sign at the airport 
      Am                   G 
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour 

 

F Em Am C                  F 
        It's your destination 
Em Am G                  F 
      It's your destination 
Em Am C F G 



C                    G 
When you learn your lesson 
     Am 
Come back like a prodigal son 
     C                G 
And read the big sign at the airport 
      Am                   G 
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour 
C                    G 
When you learn your lesson 
     Am 
Come back like a prodigal son 
    C                 G 
And read the big sign at the airport 
      Am                   G 
Bienvenue from hell, mon amour 

Outro 

C G      Am 
    Mon amour 
C E      Am 
    Mon amour 
F                Em 
 Passengers with destination 
F                Em 
 Passengers with destination 
F           G                   Am 
 Passengers with destination to hell 

N.C 
Please proceed to your gate 
We are ready to board now