Dana Jay Bein - Coronavirus Rhapsody

	  		Intro 
Gm7                    C7 Gm7  C7   Gm7  C7 
Is this a sore throat? Is this just allergies? 
F7          Cm7 F7   Bb        Cm7  Bb F7 Bb 
Caught in a lockdown No escape from re-ality. 
Gm7                        Bb7                 Eb 
Don’t touch your eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy 
Cm7                  F7 
I’m just a poor boy, no job security Because of 
B    Bb      A    Bb     B           Bb     A      Bb 
easy spread, even though washed your hands, laying low 
Eb         Bb/D       C#dim                   F7/C              Bb 
I look out the window, the curve doesn’t look flatter to me, to me 


Verse 1:
 
Bb         Gm                    Cm 
Mama, just killed a man I didn’t stay inside in bed 
         Cm7                F7 
I walked past him, now he’s dead 
Bb             Gm              Cm 
Mama, life was so much fun but now I’ve caught 
Baug      Eb/Bb        Am7/5-   Abmaj7   Gaug 
this unforgiving plague 


 
Eb    Bb/D      Cm         Fm           Eaug Ab/Eb   Dm7/5- 
Mama, ooh_________  didn't mean to make them die. 
   Bb7                            Eb               Bb/D         Cm 
If I'm not back to work this time tomorrow, car - ry on, car - ry on 
      Abm            Eb          Ab   Eb   Ebdim   Fm7   Bb 
as if people didn't matter. 



Verse 2:
Bb       Bb/A   Gm                   Cm 
Too late,    my time has come, sends shivers down my spine, 
       Cm7            F7 
body's aching all the time. 
Bb                 Bb/A      Gm                 Cm 
Goodbye, everybody,     I've got the flu, gotta leave you all 
  Baug     Eb/Bb    Am7/5-   Abmaj7   Gaug 
Behind and face the truth. 



Eb    Bb/D  Cm  Fm              Eaug Ab/Eb   Dm7/5- 
Mama, ooh _____ I don't want to die, 
  Bb7 
I sometimes wish I never went out at all 



Solo 
Eb  Bb/D  Cm  Fm Eaug Ab/Eb Dm7/5-  Bb7  Eb  Bb/D  Cm  Fm Eaug Ab/Eb Dm7/5- 
Db Db/C Db/B Db/Bb 


Break 
A  D A     Adim      A           D       A    Adim 
   I see a lit - tle sil - hou - et - to of a man. 
A           D  A      D       A      Adim A        D     A 
what a douche, what a douche! Did he even wash his hands though 
Db/Ab       Ab7         C/G       E7          A 
Security is tightening, very very frightening me 
N.C. 
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) 
N.C. 
Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) 
N.C. 
Gotta lay low masturbate 
N.C. 
Masturbate O O O O 


B   Bb     A    Bb   B Bb      A   Bb 
I’m just a poor boy, facing mortality 
Ab/Eb Eb     Ebdim Eb  Ab/Eb  Eb   Ebdim  Eb 
He’s  just a poor  boy fa  -  cing mortality 
Ab            Eb/G           F7                Bb 
Spare him his life from this mon - stros - i - ty. 
Ab  Eb/G  F#dim  Fm7 


B          Bb    A         Bb     B        Bb        A 
Touch your face, wash your hands, will you wash your hands? 
Bb Eb  Bb  Eb  Bb      Eb/Bb Bb7   Eb/Bb Bb      Eb 
Bismillah! No, we will not   wash  our   hands! (wash your hands!) 
Bb Eb  Bb 
Bismillah! We will not wash our hands! (Wash your hands) 
Bb Eb  Bb 
Bismillah! We will not wash our hands! (Wash your hands) 
Bb 
Will not wash our hands!(Wash your hands) 
Bb 
We will not wash our hands!(Never, never, never wash your hands anymo-) 
Gb7 
or or ore! 

Bm  A7  D   Db7 Gb7 Bb7 Eb  N.C. 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh mama mia, mama mia, 
Eb   Ab/Eb  Eb  Ddim Cm7  Bb7       Eb  Ab       D7           Gm        Bb7 
Mama mi  -  a,  wash your hands!  COVID-19 has a sickness put aside for me, for me 
    Bb7 
for me! 


Interlude 
(4/4) 
| Eb  |    |    | F   | 

Bb                                  Eb           Bb        Db 
   So you think you can stop me and just shake my hand? 
Bb                                  Eb7           Ab    Ab/G 
   So you think we can hang out and not break our plans? 
Fm Bb    Fm                     Bb 
Oh baby, can’t do this with me, baby, 
Fm               Bb   Fm              Bb           Eb 
Just gotta stay home, just gotta stay home with my fever 


Interlude 
(4/4) 
| Eb  |    |    | F   | Gb Ab A | B7  | Ab7 | Bb7 | 


Outro 
(slowly, a tempo) 
Eb    Bb/D    Cm  Bdim7 Cm    Bdim7 Cm   Bb7  Eb  D  Gm  Ab  Eb 
Ooh_____________  Ooh   yeah, ooh   yeah 
Cm              Gm       Cm         Gm 
Curving can get flatter, anyone can see. 
Cm              Abm      Ab/Bb                           Eb 
Curving can get flatter, Curving can get flatter, you'll see. 

Interlude 
Eb  Ab  Eb  Ebdim 
Bb/D  Bbm/Db  C7  C7/9-  C7  F 

Bb    F       Abdim Gm7 
Just look out your windows. 
F