Verse: G If your paycheck depends on the weather an’ the clock G7 If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot C G If you need to pour your heart out, an’ try to rectify some situation, that you’re facin’ D G Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar Association Verse: G When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don’t mind G7 But when your dollar goes to all of those standin’ in a welfare line C G Rejoice you have a voice, if you’re concerned about the destination, of this great nation D G G7 It’s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association Chorus 1: C It represents the hard-hat, gun-rack, achin’-back, over-taxed, flag-wavin’, fun-lovin’ crowd G Their heart is in the music, an’ they love to play it loud D There’s no forms or no applications, there’s no red-tape administrations G It’s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association Verse: G We’re all one big family throughout the cities an’ the towns G7 We don’t reach for handouts, we reach for those who’re down C G And every local chapter has a seven-day-a-week-available consultation, for your frustration D G G7 It’s called the American Honky Tonk Bar Association Repeat Chorus 1 Chorus 2: G7 C It represents the mud-flap, six-pack, bare-crack, over-taxed, flag-wavin’, fun-lovin’ crowd G Their heart is in the music, an’ they love to play it loud D There’s no forms or no applications, there’s no red-tape administrations G It’s the American Honky Tonk Bar Association D G Go join your American Honky Tonk Bar Association Do not delay; contact today, your AHBA, your AHBA
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