Moisturizing Thing

Intro: Am E 


Am                  E 
  My love gave me a moisturizing thing 
Am                  E 
  Said, "Hey David, put this on your skin 
A             Bm   E          F#      G 
 It says it's anti-aging, antioxidant too 
             E             F#              G 
Go ahead and try it, let's see what it can do" 

 
F#m                 E            F#        G 
   Woke up the next morning, and what do I see? 
              D         E          A 
I look like a baby, but I am still me 
   F#          G             F#       G   E 
My honey wakes up, she looks over and screams 
               A    G#dim F#  F#dim         E7 
That lotion is magic,       I look like I'm three 


 
Am                 E                      Am 
  So smooth and so soft, not a wrinkle in sight 
               E                  A 
My eyes are so big, my skin is so tight 
  Bm          E         F#        G 
A cute little dimple on my chubby chin 
              E                        F 
A cute little tongue that goes out and in 


 
F#m                    E           F#         G 
   I might look like a baby, but inside I'm a man 
              D         E           A 
I think and I talk, I'm still who I am 
    F#         G         F#      G E 
And when we go out, they ask for ID 
                A   Bm C#dim         Bbdim            E7    F# 
It's not always easy        when you look like you're three 


 
                  G      E 
They act like I'm stupid 
                  A   G#dim Gdim 
It's a fucking cliché 
                  G     F# 
Like I don't understand 
                     G 
Everything that they say 



A       E               Bm          F#m 
 People judge us by the way that we look 
A            E          Bm                  E 
 Look at the cover, and they don't read the book 
Am        E     F             E        A 
  They do it to you, and they do it to me 
     E     Bm            F#               G 
Life isn't easy when you look like you're three 


Outro: 
A E Bm F#m 
          A E Bm E 
(Oh-oh-oh) 
   Am E F E 
(Mm) 
A     E     Bm            F#               G 
 Life isn't easy when you look like you're three