(Lennon / Mc Cartney)
Spoken: Am7 Now somewhere in the Black Mountain hills of Dakota D7 There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon G7 C And one day his woman ran off with another guy C/B Hit young Rocky in the eye Am7 Rocky didn't like that, D7 He said I'm gonna get that boy G7 So one day he walked into town C C/B And booked himself a room in a local saloon Sing: Am7 D7 Rocky Raccoon, checked into his room, G7 C C/B Only to find Gideon's Bible. Am7 D7 Rocky had come, equipped with a gun, G7 C C/B To shoot off the legs of his rival Am7 D7 His rival it seems, had broken his dreams, G7 C C/B By stealing the girl of his fancy Am7 D7 Her name was McGill, And she called herself Lil, G7 C C/B But everyone knew her as Nancy Am7 D7 Now she and her man, who called himself Dan, G7 Were in the next room at the hoedown G7 Rocky burst in and grinning a grin, C He said "Danny boy, this is a showdown." C/B But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot, Am7 D7 And Rocky collapsed in the corner. **Instrumental: Am7 D7 G7 C C/B Am7 D7 Now the doctor came in, stinking of gin, G7 C C/B And proceeded to lie on the table Am7 D7 He said, "Rocky, you met your match," G7 C C/B But Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch Am7 D7 And I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able." G7 C C/B Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room only to find Gideons Bible Am7 D7 Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt G7 C C/B To help with good Rocky's revival.