I Gave Her The Ring, She Gave Me The Finger

	  		Intro: (D)//// (G)//// (D)// (A)// (D)//// 

(D) She wanted a mansion on (G) Millionaire Mountain 
(D) I just wanted a shack up in the (A) hills //// 
You (D) know what was funny, she (G) thought I had money 
I (D) couldn't even (A) pay her water (D) bill //// //// 

Chorus 
I (G) gave her the ring, and she (C) gave me the finger 
Said (G) you've just been wastin' my (D) time //// 
Yes I (G) gave her the ring, she (C) gave me the finger 
So (G) I took it (D) back to the five-and-(G)-dime (C) five-and-(G)- 
dime, (D) five-and-(G)-dime) //// 

 (A)////  (D)/// stop for about 2 seconds 

I (D) thought it was cute when she (G) held up her finger 
I (D) said I think that's the wrong (A) one //// 
She (D) said if you dont have mon, hon, then (G) you are the wrong one 
I (D) said, I'll be a (A) son-of-a-(D)-gun (G) son-of-a-(D)-gun, 
(A) son-of-a-(D)-gun) //// Well    

Repeat Chorus 

I (A) gave her the ring, and she (D) gave me the finger 
Said (A) you've just been wastin' my (E) time //// 
Yes I (A) gave her the ring, she (D) gave me the finger 
So (A) I took it E) back to the five-and-(A) dime (D) five-and-(A) 
dime, (E) five-and-(A-dime)