Yoda

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I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah  
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Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda  
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S-O-D-A  soda  
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I saw the little runt sitting there on a log  
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I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda"  
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Y-O-D-A  Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
  
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Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen  
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A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green  
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Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
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Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand  
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How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand  
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Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
  
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Chorus:	Well, I left home just a week before  
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        And I've never ever been a Jedi before  
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        But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course  
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        He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you 				the Force!"  
  
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Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben  
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So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again  
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With my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
  
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BRIDGE:	So I used the Force  
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        I lifted a box  
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        I lifted some rocks  
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        While I stood on my head  
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        But I won't forget what Yoda said  
  
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He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side  
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And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide."  
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Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
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"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed  
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But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed."  
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Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
  
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Chorus:	Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess  
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        So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess  
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        But I know I'll be coming back some day  
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        I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray  
  
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The long-term contract I had to sign  
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Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time  
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With my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda  
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