Pissed Copailans

	  		Intro: (A)  (A) 
 
A gay preacher 
(D) They've ordained a gay preacher (A)  (A) 
 
Lord, what in the devil's goin' (D) on in here (A) 
He's a man of the cloth, but the (D) cloth is kinda cash(A)mere 
(D) Episcopal Bishop, we can decorate 
Cause, he ain't straight - he ain't straight 
He'll be the (A) laughing stock at the Pearly Gates 
For Heaven sakes - for Heaven sakes 
Cause if the (E7) man upstairs don't go for this 
(D) There's gonna be some pissed 
Pissed Copail(A)ans 
Pissed Copailans 
Pissed Copailans 
 
Lord, (A) just how sweet is the (D) by-and-by (A) 
Is it only guys - only guys 
There's gonna be a big hairdresser (D) in the sky 
To (A) blow it dry - to blow it dry 
I think we (D) might oughta spend a little time with God 
To spare the rod - spare the rod 
Unless you can (A) quote me some verses from the book of Todd 
It's kinda odd - kinda odd 
A (E7) Sunday School lesson you might wanna miss 
(D) They're gonna be some pissed 
Pissed Copail(A)ans 
Pissed Copailans 
Pissed Copailans 
 
They're puttin' their (E7) hand in the hand  
Of the man with the limp wrist 
(D) There's gonna be some pissed 
Pissed Copail(A)ans 
Pissed Copailans 
Pissed Copailans