Starkid
Written by Jeff Blim
Ukulele chords Easy level
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Dm 
He's got the hallway on lock 
                      G 
His firsts are always half-cocked 

He's got me hiding in my locker 
Dm 
He's got the face of the saint 
                   G 
That postpubescent strength 

The hottest girl 

Yeah, he knocked her 

Dm 
You have a girl, he'll seduce her 
G 
You're not him, you're a loser 
Dm 
It's best to drop and play dead 
                         G 
Place your hands on your neck 

Call the feds 

Lock the thread 

He's straight ahead 
 

Dm 
You better leave your hopеs behind 
G 
No one's gonna stop him 
Dm 
You bettеr hope you're out of sight 
          G 
Or you're doomed to be his victim 
                      Bb 
You won't defeat it's kind 
C 
Never look in the eye 

He's a literal monster 

 

Dm 
He is juiced, he is jacked 
                     G 
He's hormones on the attack 

He's the horror in every rumor 
Dm 
I swear to god he has fangs 
                      G 
Everyone knows how he bangs 

No one to blame if there's no accuser 

Dm 
I once was his tutor 
G 
Then I regarded my future! 

Dm 
Like a nighthawk he preys 
               G 
Like a jock he cliches 

And we pray 

And we pray! 

 

Dm 
You better leave your hopes behind 
G 
No one's gonna stop him 
Dm 
You better hope he's out of sight 
G 
Or you're doomed to be a victim 

 

Bb 
He roars! 
C 
And we cry! 
Bb 
He's the reason 
C 
With no why 

                      Dm  G 
He's a literal monster 
                      Dm  G 
A damn literal monster! 

Bb 
I roar! 
        C 
And you cry! 
        Bb 
I'm the reason 
            C 
You run and hide! 

I'm a literal 

 

Dm 
Don't need no one to tell me 
                       G 
High school will be my peak 

So I'm willing to take advantage 
Dm 
There's only one out of reach 
                G 
Her name is Chasity 

It's a wound I can help her bandage 
Dm 
You all look disappointed 
G 
You couldn't do if you wanted! 

Dm 
So keep on judging me 
                G 
That comes with infamy 

You can leave 

But you won't 

Stay in your seat 
 

           Dm 
You better leave your hopes behind 
G 
No one's gonna stop him 
           Dm 
You better hope he's out of sight 
          G 
Or you're doomed to be a victim 
                     Bb 
You won't defeat its kind 
C 
Never look in the eye 
                  Bb 
A predator of his size 
C 
Cross your heart, hope to die 
                   Bb 
You can watch as I rise! 
C 
I will claim what is mine 
                      Dm 
I'm a literal monster!
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