Press Pound

	  		
Verse 
        A                              D            A 
This is hard for me to do, but I can't seem to stop myself 
           E                                     D 
I know you said that we were through, and here I am, I'm callin' you 
              A          D A         D                   A 
Please try to understand     I see myself as your lovin' man 
             E                               D                   E 
Whatever you think it is I lack, let's talk about it, call me back 

Chorus 
      D                       A        E 
Press 1 if you want me, press 2 if you don't 
      D                             A        E 
Press 3 if you'll forgive me, press 4 if you won't 
      D                        A        E 
Press 5 if you doubt me, press 6 if you trust 
                                              A      D A 
Press pound if you love me, or hang up if you must 


Verse 
            A           D A              D           A 
I have an unlimited plan    I forward my calls everywhere 
           E                                D                E 
I check my voicemail from the car or at the pay phone in the bar 
              A                            D        A 
I'm wearin' a beeper all the time, I carry portable fax 
        E                                 D                  E 
Instant message me on the train, I get my e-mails from the plane 

Chorus 
      D                            A           E 
Press 1 if you're remarried, press 2 if you're gay 
      D                       A            E 
Press 3 if you're dating that prick from L.A. 
      D                            A           E 
Press 5 if you're screaming, press 6 if you're dead 
                                          A     D A 
Press pound if you love me, or hang up instead 


Solo 
                 A                           D         A 
I'm outside your house now, there's not even one light on 
                 E                                 D                    E 
Has there been a blackout, I don't know, is that a police car, I should go 

Chorus 
      D                         A            E 
Press 1 to press charges, press 2 to feel my pain 
      D                          A       E 
Press 3 to place an order, press 4 to restrain 
      D                           A           E 
Press 5 for visiting hours, press 6 for a day pass 
                                                           D      A 
Press pound if you love me, you sure look good through the glass