God Is A Freak

	  		
C        G     Dm  F 
Freak, freak, freak 

C                    G               Dm 
I heard my dad pray over a football game 
                         F 
Guess God had time that day 
C                      G          Dm 
Is there a shortlist order of importance 
                     F 
Or is it just luck based? 

         C 
Listen, I'm just confused with 
     G 
The work that he's doing 

    Dm                     F 
And I mean this respectfully 

                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Why's he watching me getting 

  G 
Railed on the couch 

Staying pure for a wedding? 

 Dm                        F 
He's got fucked up priorities 

                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Like what's the fixation 
 G 
On hating the way he creates? 

    Dm                      F      
So why would I spend my eternity 
                       C 
With God when he's a freak? 

Why's he watching me getting 

  G 
Railed on the couch 

Staying pure for a wedding? 

 Dm                     F 
He's got fucked up priorities 
                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Like what's the fixation 
 G 
On hating the way he creates? 

    Dm                        F 
So why would I spend my eternity 

With God when he's a freak? 

 C 
Under the covers 
 G                      Dm 
Watching some cheerleaders 
                    F 
I'm his biggest concern 
 C 
Don't worry about it 
 G                       Dm 
Kids that've sinned get sick 
                 F 
Enjoy your red carpet 

         C 
Listen, I'm just confused with 
     G 
The work that he's doing 
    Dm                   F 
And I mean this respectfully 

                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Why's he watching me getting 
  G 
Railed on the couch 

Staying pure for a wedding? 

 Dm                        F 
He's got fucked up priorities 
                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Like what's the fixation 
 G 
On hating the way he creates? 
    Dm                      F      
So why would I spend my eternity 
                       C 
With God when he's a freak? 


Why's he watching me getting 
  G 
Railed on the couch 

Staying pure for a wedding? 

 Dm                     F 
He's got fucked up priorities 
                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Like what's the fixation 
 G 
On hating the way he creates? 
    Dm                        F 
So why would I spend my eternity 

With God when he's a freak? 

C                      G   
And the church choir's in session 
  Dm                      F 
Hello, God, here's my confession 
  C              G 
Sorry, I'm not quite anointed 
  Dm                            F 
Weird you're acting like my boyfriend 

 C 
Freak 

Why's he watching me getting 
  G 
Railed on the couch 

Staying pure for a wedding? 
 Dm                        F 
He's got fucked up priorities 
                    C 
God is a bit of a freak 

Like what's the fixation 
 G 
On hating the way he creates? 
    Dm                      F      
So why would I spend my eternity 
                       C 
With God when he's a freak?