Floyd The Barber

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Verse:

F     E               F          E
Bell on door ring; "come on in"
F       E         F          E
Floyd observes my hairy chin
F         E                   F           E
Sit down in chair, don't be afraid.
F            E     F     E
Steaming hot towel on my face
C#    A     C     G#
                      I was shaved
C#    A     C     G#
sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ved,  
C#    A     C     G#
asha-a-a-a-a-a-a-med, I was shamed
C#    A     C     G#
sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ved,  
C#    A     C     G#
asha-a-a-a-a-a-a-med

Barney ties me to the chair 
I can´t see, I´m really scared
Floyd breathes hord, I hear the zip
Pee-Pee pressed against my lips

Verse 2:

I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns, they cut me up
I died smothered, Andy's butt


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