Die Laughing

	  		

Intro: D A G G (2x) 

         D           A             G 
He's the wasp in the jam he's the dad at the party 
    D            A      G 
The trash in the beauty spot 
         D            A             G 
He's the cloud in the sky he's the fly in the ointment 
    D           A       G 
The nail in the parking lot 


      G              D        A              G 
Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass 
     G             D        A                 G 
Feel sorry for the bug the one that's up his ass 
      G               D           A              G 
We're pulling out the plug we're turning on the gas 
                    A 
We're turning on the gas 


       Bm         G               D          Em7 
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream 
       A          G              D          Em 
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing 
        D          G 
Yeah he don't like dancing 


         D           A                G 
He's the frog in the throat he's the spot on the forehead 
    D            A      G 
The crack in the window pane 
         D           A              G 
He's the leak in the boat he's the weed in the rosebed 
    D            A       G 
The truck in the outside lane 


   G            D         A                G 
So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love 
     G            D          A               G 
Then sing a happy song yeah really piss him off 
    G             D         A               G 
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough 
                  A 
It won't be good enough 


       Bm         G               D          Em7 
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream 
       A          G              D          Em 
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing 
       Bm         G                D         Em 
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing 



Intro:  A Asus4 (2x)
       D A G G (2x)

   G            D          A             G 
So chuck it and run he'll only make you mad 
     G                D        A                G 
Just go and have some fun the best you've ever had 
         G               D        A             G 
And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that 
                    A 
Please don't let me get like that" 


Intro: Bm G D Em7 A G  
D Em 


       Bm         G               D          Em7 
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream 
       A          G              D          Em 
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing 
       Bm         G                D         Em 
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing 




Intro: A Asus4 

       C F