Ripped Pants

	  		
C                              Am 
I thought that I had everybody on my side, 
        Dm               G 
'till I went and blew it,all sky high 
    Em                        A7 
and now she won't even spare a passing glance 
Dm                G 
all just because I ripped my pants. 
C                                Am  
When big Lary came 'round just to put him down 
Dm                G 
Spongebob turned into a clown 
   Em            A7 
and no girl ever wants to dance 
Dm                      G 
with a fool who went and ripped his pants 
Em                               A7 
I know I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse 
Dm                         Fm 
but the pain feels so much worse 
Em                               A7 
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun 
      Dm                     G 
then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns.... 
C                              Am 
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget 
   Dm             G 
so listen and you won't regret 
   Em                      A7  
be true to yourself, don't miss your chance 
        Dm                    G      G     G        G    C 
and you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..PAAANTS