Alfreds Playhouse Theme

	  		
verse 1 

           C 
Get out of bed 
C 
But don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning) 
         F 
If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again 
F 
You will not care 
                 C 
'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally 
C 
Where only silliness is making forced entry 
        F                     G 
For the purpose of self-preservation 
                 C 
Here at Alfred's Playhouse! 

verse 2 

       C 
It's a fantasy world of fun where reality's distorted 
        F 
Where a manchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor) 
        C 
Your perception is changed like magic 
C 
So you can flee when the real world causes havoc 
     F             G 
It's wacky denial!! 
G                C 
Here at Alfred's Playhouse! 

BRIDGE 

F 
Stalin's signing death lists 
    G 
The Eggburt's taking meth hits and 
C 
Gumby and a horse are lying somewhere 
    F 
The Wisdom Jar's on acid 
    G                                          C 
The frozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll probably need to buy some more peas 
F 
Beria's got his truncheon 
         G 
ELECTRIC CORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!! 
    C 
Dishwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails 
      F 
Burnt Child and Torso who are with 
G 
Chewy try and force you to 
C 
Rent us The Sound of Music 
C 
No, I don't want to 
F 
Rent us The Sound of Music 
G 
No, I don't want to 

verse 3 

    C 
The friends in your playhouse will always love and be around you 
           F 
They won't leave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you 
          C 
You don't have to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair 
C 
Just clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there 
      F 
So forget about the humiliation and shame 
F 
Your innocence is not being snatched from you 
G 
Because you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats 
            C 
AT ALFRED'S PLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!