A Fine Romance

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A fine romance with no kisses 
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A fine romance, my friend,   this is 
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We should be like a couple of hot tom toes 
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But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes 
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A fine romance, you won't nestle; 
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A fine romance, you won't      wrestle 
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You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France 
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I haven't got a chance   this is a fine romance  
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A fine romance, my good woman 
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My strong, aged  in  the  wood       woman 
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You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean 
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At  least  the y flap  their  fins to express   emotion 
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A fine romance, with no clinches 
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A fine romance with no      hitches 
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You never give the orchids I send a glance 
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No, you like cactus plants   this is a fine romance