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Intro: E  B  (x4) 

     E          B              E       B 
I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy 
  E            B             E        B 
I don’t do any good turns, I might go dizzy 
      E        B              E        B 
I’m a jet-foil skipper with a nautical growl 
E            B       E        B 
Reprimanding on-tour drum technicians. 

E  B  (x4) 

   E              B              E         B 
We stand round in bus queues and die in midweek 
    E       B            E             B 
And even on clear days I can’t see the point 
      E          B            E             B 
But I wake up in places where jugglers have mates 
    E           B             E        B    B 
And Sylvian and Fripp discuss whippets. 

E  B  (x4) 

E              B              E         B 
Pumped full of smack and with more to inject 
E           B            E       B 
Come up and meet the new genius elect 
      E              B          E         B 
Who’s slumped in the corner for maximum effect 
         E              B            E          B      C 
Girl, he should spend a week being a Nordic ski widow. 


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