Jessicas Bra

Intro:
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    Dm 
Ah, welcome to the hallowed inner circles o' Jessica's bra 
             C 
Since you're askin', that's a typo on a sign above the bar 
    Dm 
Big Mary is a-wrestlin' with her conscience and a toe 
        C 
She's a champion at both, a flick of her hips and over you go 
          Gm                          F/A 
There's a fella in the corner sippin' water through a straw 
      Eb/Bb                          C 
We'll keep an eye on him, just to be absolutely sure 
 

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     Dm 
It's somewhere to escape from the unpleasantries of life 
  C 
A chance to get away from all the trouble and the strife 
Dm 
Nelson's falling over while he's lying down 
   C 
We all respect his talent so we'll leave him there for now 
        Gm                          F/A 
And the fella in the corner sipping water through a straw 
        Eb/Bb                               C 
He's completely motionless, what the hell's he waiting for 
 

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Mr Bland's an issue solver from the ministry of grey 
   Bb             G/B            A 
Commissioned by a caring team to turn up every day 
          Dm               A/C#         E              
We're all helping with the gravity make sure it never fails 
     F#m       C#m         G# 
With bawdy camaraderie and flagons of Tumbling Ale 

Solo:
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  Dm 
A tweedy bird from Berkshire is looking for some rough 
C 
Sidles up to Bailey, who is more than rough enough 
    Dm 
And now the vicar's daughter's doing hand-stands up the wall 
    C 
The boys reach out to grab her before she takes a fall 
           Gm                                F/A 
And if you want to know what happened to the funny little fella 
     Eb/Bb               C 
He's being educated at a session in the cellar 
    Gm                           F/A 
And should you still be wondrin' where on Earth you are 
          Eb/Bb                                        C 
Tell your friends you're having the time of your life, heh, in Jessica's bra 
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In Jessica's Bra