Crazy Shady Uncle

Intro 
C    G  C 



C 
We ain't up in high cotton, they livin' spoiled rotten 
      G                           C 
We're Kroger-brand shoppin', man, still goin' broke 
C 
My overtime's hurtin', this workin' ain't workin' 
         G                               C 
Don't do signs, but I'm certain I should have more dough 



   F 
We dream to make more just to pay more 
    G 
Put more four-dollar diesel in our Ford 



      C 
We're all rednecks, writin' checks to the government 
    G                   C 
For pothole roads and a whole buncha other shit 
                           A 
Givin' what I made with my own damn hands 
      D           G     C 
To my crazy shady Uncle Sam 
         D           G     C 
Yeah, my crazy shady Uncle Sam 



C 
He says he's gonna spend it and I'll be benefittin' 
    G                                 C 
And this time it's different and he's someone to trust 
C 
He talks smooth as butter 'bout teachers, cops, and mothers 
      F                            G 
Well, let me tell you, brother, he don't give a, woah 



      C 
We're all rednecks, writin' checks to the government 
    G                   C 
For pothole roads and a whole buncha other shit 
                           A 
Givin' what I made with my own damn hands 
      D           G     C 
To my crazy shady Uncle Sam (Thanks, son) 


Instrumental
C     G  C    Am  D G C 




    Am                    G 
Big head, big hat, points at you like that 
         F                  C 
Says, "Believe every word I say" 
    Am                      G 
His jokes ain't funny, he's playin' us for dummies 
         F                       G 
Took the money and he's runnin' away 



      C 
We're all rednecks, writin' checks to the government 
    G                   C 
For pothole roads and a whole buncha other shit 
                           A 
Givin' what I made with my own damn hands 
      D           G     C    G 
To my crazy shady Uncle Sam, oh 
      C 
We're all rednecks, writin' checks to the government 
    G                          C 
For bailin' out banks and some billionaire secret shit 
                          A 
Chargin' me to live on my own damn land 
   D           G     C 
My crazy shady Uncle Sam 
         D           G     C 
Yeah, my crazy shady Uncle Sam