Friendship

	  		          C         D7   G7      C 
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.  
C7     F                G         C 
If you ever need a pal, I'm your gal.  
       G            D         Dm       E7 
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,  
Dm7       F 
I'm your bail.  

G7   C 
It's friendship, friendship,  
                    G7 
Just a perfect blendship,  
     C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G 
When other friendships have been forgot  
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C 
Ours will still   be hot!  
F                  G       C  
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-dig–dig-dig.  

C C7 F Fm  
G7 F/A Abadd9 G 

          C           D7    G7      C 
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.  
C7     F                   G       C 
If you ever catch on fire, send a wire.  
       G              D                 Dm     E7 
If you ever lose your teeth when you're out to dine,  
Dm7     F 
Borrow mine.  

G7   C 
It's friendship, friendship,  
                    G7 
Just a perfect blendship,  
     C     C7               F            Cdim/Ab C/G 
When other friendships have ceased to jell  
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C 
Ours will still   be swell!  
F                  G       C  
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-hep–hep-hep.  

C C7 F Fm x2 
G7 F/A Abadd9 G 

        C               D7    G7     C 
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.  
C7      F                     G       C 
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.  
        G          D      Dm           E7 
If they ever put a bullet through your brain  
Dm7      F 
I'll complain.  
  
G7   C 
It's friendship, friendship,  
                    G7 
Just a perfect blendship,  
     C     C7             F          Cdim/Ab C/G 
When other friendships go up in smoke,  
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C 
Ours will still   be oke!  
F                  G         C  
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-goof-goof-goof.  

C C7 F Fm x3 
G7 F/A 

       C              D7    G7      C 
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind.  
C7     F                     G       C 
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt.  
          G         D            Dm       E7 
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,  
Dm7     F 
I won't laugh.  

G7   C 
It's friendship, friendship,  
                    G7 
Just a perfect blendship,  
     C     C7               F             Cdim/Ab C/G 
When other friendships have been "forgate"  
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C 
Ours will still   be great!  

C C7 F Fm x3 
G7 F/A 
G#7 F#/A# G7 

        C               D7     G7     C 
If they ever crack your spine, drop a line.  
C7      F                     G       C 
If they ever cut your throat, write a note.  
        G           D        Dm      E7 
If they ever make a cannibal stew of you,  
Dm7       F 
Invite me too!  

G7   C 
It's friendship, friendship,  
                    G7 
Just a perfect blendship,  
     C     C7              F             Cdim/Ab C/G 
When other friendships are up the crick,  
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C 
Ours will still   be slick!  
F                  G           C  
Lahdle-ahdle-ahdle-quack-quack-quack  

C C7 F Fm x4 
G7 F/A Abadd9 G 

G7   C     C7               F          Cdim/Ab C/G 
When other friendships have been forgot  
Fm/D C/G  Cdim/Ab G7 C  C7 F Fm G7 F/A G F7/G C 
Ours will still   be hot!  



As performed in the 2011 revival. Note that the F/A and the chord that immediately  
follows it (in the Instrumentals and at the end) are played half as long.