Fool Proof

Intro 
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The only ring I gave her came collect from county 
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She finally called it quits and said she's better off without me 
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And I'd be better off if I could stay out of this glass 
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But on this here stool, this here fool is swearin' she'll come back 
 

 
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She says I ain't got a shot, but I'm sittin' here with two 
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I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew 
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They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into 
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But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor 
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Black label, loudmouth soup 
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Fool proof 
 

 
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It's like it sees me comin', and pours itself into 
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A man who's down to nothin', feelin' Johnny Walker Blue 
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It makes me dial her number when it makes me drink enough 
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And it wakes me up hungover, and makes her keep on hangin' up 
 

 
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Sayin' I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two 
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I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew 
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They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into 
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But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor 
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Black label, loudmouth soup 
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Fool proof  


{Instrumental Break} 
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Fool me once, hell, fool me twice 
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Just fool me strong and over ice 



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I ain't got a shot, but I'm sitting here with two 
  D 
I can't stop falling off the top of good ole Mountain Dew 
     G 
They oughta make the bottle a little harder to get into 
               F         D             C          G 
But they don't make that liver killer, corn mash, brown liquor 
A 
Black label, loudmouth soup 
         D 
Fool proof 
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Fool proof