Turn This Off!

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A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
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              C5 
If you're too sensitive 
               E5 
Well turn this off 
            A5 
If you're offended by these words then 
            F5 
Please fuck off 

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E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-3-------| 

             F5 
If you're an asshole with a 
G5               C5 
Dick then that's something 
      E5        F5 
I can lick Then maybe we can 
                   G5 
Call ourselves proctologists 



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A|--3-3-3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2---7-7-7-7-7-7---3-3-3-3-3-3-----| 
E|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0---5-5-5-5-5-5---1-1-1-1-1-1-----| 

             C5 
When I first took you 
                   E5 
Out for sushi on a date 
    A5 
You took me home 
                F5 
I sadly pumped away 

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D|--3-3---5-5---5-5---2-2---3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5----5-5---5------| 
A|--3-3---5-5---3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3---5-5-5-5----3-3---3------| 
E|--1-1---3-3---------0-0---1-1-1-1---3-3-3-3-----------------| 

         F5             G5 
On your stomach face or ass 
          C5           E5 
It's your fault I came fast 
   F5                G5 
So don't blame it on me 
         C5 
That's a you thing