Paperback writer

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Paperback writer, paperback writer! 
  
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Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book? 
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It took me years to write, will you take a look? 
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It's based on a novel by a man named Lear, 
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and I need a job so I want to be a paperback writer, 
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paperback writer 
 
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It's a dirty story of a dirty man, 
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and his clinging wife doesn't understand. 
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His son is working for the Daily Mail, 
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it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer, 
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paperback writer. Paperback writer, paperback writer. 
 
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It's a thousand pages, give or take a few, 
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I'll be writing more in a week or two. 
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I can make it longer if you like the style, 
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I can change it 'round and I want to be a paperback writer, 
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paperback writer.