Phoebe

 
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I went to New York 
          A 
'Cause a man in a suit told me 
  Bm                G 
"You're gonna be a star" 
                  D 
I said, "Yeah, I know," but it came out 
A              Bm    G 
Like, "What, who, me?" 
                     D 
I took a walk on the beach,cause 
    A                   Bm 
The guy doesn't like me back 
      G                     D 
Even though I'm gonna be a star 

Guess I don't have it 
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Guess I don't have it after all 
          D 
But it's okay, 'cause my life is so 
  A 
Exciting 
                       Bm 
Every night is like a party 
                  G 
'Cause I bit the bullet 
                            D 
I'm finally watching Friends 
                      A 
"What took me so long?" 
                 Bm 
I say to no one,'cause I'm alone 
         G 
All the time 
                    D 
But now I'm never lonely 
                 A 
Not since I met Joey 
                     Bm 
But when I turn the lights off 
             G 
Joey doesn't hold me 
                  D 
And in my darkest moment 
               A 
I wonder if I met him out at a bar 
         Bm 
If he'd seen me, a perfect star 
       G                              D 
Wanna take me home for that reason only 
 

 
             Em                   Bm 
'Cause why else would you want me? 
          G                    D 
I think I've got a fucked up face 
           Em                  Bm 
And that thought used to haunt me 
         G                   D 
'Til it fell in its sweet embrace 
       Em                  Bm 
Now I don't sweat the acne 
         G                  D 
It's a bitch, but it goes away 
         En 
And who cares if I'm pretty? 
   Bm 
I feel like I'm Phoebe 
 

 
   G                   D 
I feel like it totally works 
          B 
When the blue in my skirt 
          Bm                       G 
Doesn't work with the blue in my top 
                       D 
And if I tried to be her 
            A                   Bm   G 
It'd fall so flat, youd feel badly 
                   D 
And most of these days 
                   A 
I feel the dull ache 
                  Bm                F#m  G 
But then I say, "Stop," and then I feel great 
                    D 
'Cause it could be worse, I know, I know 
A                    Bm 
Know it in the worst way 

We rehearsed this, mm 
              D 
Everything's okay 
                        A 
'Cause my life is so enticing 
                       Bm 
In the corner, eating icing 
                F#m G 
It's a birthday party 
                          D 
These people aren't my friends 
                      A 
I'm thinking "So long," amidst their deep talk 
Bm                           G 
'Bout someone they didn't invite 
                    D                        A 
But I'd rather be lonely, counted out and homely 
                  Bm                       G 
I know that he'll need me once he gets to know me 
                  D 
Wonder when I'll meet him 
                  A 
Wonder if he's sitting there at a bar 
            Bm                   G 
And if he likes 'em avant garde 
                    D 
Just what they told me 
 

 
            Em                  Bm 
'Cause why else would you want me? (Want me, mm) 
        G                  D 
I think I got a fucked up face (Oh) 
          Em                     Bm 
And that thought used to haunt me (Haunt me) 
        G                   D 
'Til I fell in its sweet embrace (Uh-huh) 
       Em                 Bm 
Now I don't sweat the acne (No, woah) 
        G                   D 
It's a bitch, but it goes away (Oh) 
     Em 
Who cares if I'm pretty? 
   Bm 
I feel like I'm Phoebe 
   G                D 
I feel like a whole lot 
 

 
         Em                  Bm 
No, I'm good, thanks for asking 
           G                           D 
That'd be awesome, but no worries if not 
          Em             Bm 
Best believe I can hack it 
          G                   D 
Check it out, I made it this far 
       Em              Bm 
Had to dig deep inside me 
         G                       D 
'Tii I found what I was looking for 
        Em                    Bm 
It was right there inside me (Ah) 
           G                     D 
It was beautiful, beautiful, beautiful  

(Beautiful) 


 
    Em                   Bm 
Why else would you want me? (Want me, want me) 
        G                  D 
I think I got a fucked up face 

(Gorgeous, amazing) 
          Em                   Bm 
And that thought used to haunt me 

(Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful) 
        G                     D 
'Til I fell in it's sweet embrace (Uh-huh) 
       Em               Bm 
Now I don't sweat the acne (No) 
        G                   G 
It's a bitch, but it goes away (Yeah) 
     Em 
Who cares if I'm pretty? 
   Bm 
I feel like I'm Phoebe 
   D                G 
I feel like a whole lot 
     Em 
Who cares if I'm pretty? 
   Bm 
I feel like I'm Phoebe 
   D                G 
I feel like a whole lot