The Dean And I

	  		B                  E 
Humdrum days and a-humdrum ways x8 

    D            G                       D   
Hey kids, let me tell you how I met your mom 
D                       G                     D  
  We were dancin' and romancin' at the Senior Prom 
       A                    G 
It was no infatuation but a gradual graduation 
       D                    Gm 
From a boy to a man, let me tell you while I can 
    Bm            G 
The soda pop came free 

    D         G                       D 
Hey Sis, one kiss, and I was heaven bound 
D                                      G                       D 
  Now who would have guessed Milton's "Paradise Lost" could be found 
           A                      
But in the eyes of the Dean, his daughter 
    G                         
Was doin' what she shouldn'a oughta 
      D                     Gm 
But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do 
    Bm                 G 
The consequence should be: 
       D                        G                      D  
Church bells, three swells: the Dean, his daughter and me 


D, G, D, G 

          F#m 
They were dating in the park, 
          Bm                         Em 
They were smooching in the dark of a doorway for two 
    Bm 
She whispered "I love you..." 
E                                     A 
Ooh, you know I never felt this way before 
E                                D 
Ooh, you know the elevator in my heart 
         Bm    A     G     Dm 
Has gone awol, awol, awol, awol" 
           F 
And then I kissed her... 
           G 
And when I kissed her... 
       D                           A 
It's a wonderful world when you're rolling in kisses 


D 
Now, the paint is peeling 
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways) 

B 
Now, and when the chips are down 
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways) 

D 
Now, you kinda lose all feeling 
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways) 

B 
Now, your head goes round and round 
(Humdrum days and humdrum ways) 
F                   F#                  G         Ab    
Round and round and round and round and round and round 
    A          A#            B 
I'm throwing myself off this train 

B                  E                  
Humdrum days and a-humdrum ways x4 
D 
  Humdrum days, he's got 
G                  D 
  Humdrum ways, oh boy 

D                 G              D 
Hey, you know I'm really earning now 
   D                   G 
My ship came in with a cargo of dollars 
   D                    G          
My name's lit up on the prow 
       Bm                          A 
It's a wonderful world when you're rolling in dollars 
D 
Now!