Sand In My Face

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I looked in the mirror (what did you see looking at you) 
I saw a nine stone weakling 
(What will you do?) 
Dynamic Tension         waiting for you? 
Dynamic Tension        make a man out of you 

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I opened my magazine  (What did you see?) 
I saw Mr. France   (What did he have?) 
A girl on each shoulder  (What else?) 
And one in his pants 
Dynamic Tension  can do this for you 
Dynamic Tension    make a man out of 
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You you you you      you 
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So our hero goes down to the beach 
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He's in real terrible shape 
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His chick's been seen with big Alex 
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That mother kicked sand in his face 
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Now let me tell you about Alex 
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He's got:  Hands like hams    Knees like trees 
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200 lbs of surfboard Hurcules......  

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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me  
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I lost my girl down by the beach 
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She's with Alex and she's out of reach 
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So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me 
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I saw your body in an advert on T.V. 
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But what convinced me was your money back guarantee 

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Now I'm stronger than Alex 
(Where is he now?) 
He's left in disgrace 
(Oh yeah?) 
Cos I took back my girlfriend 
(Ha, ha, ha, ha) 
And kicked sand in his face 
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(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose) 
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you 
Dynamic Tension make a man out of you 
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension 
Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension  
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