Solo: C G C G D GC G She was five foot two, about 95 pounds D G She was round in the places she’s supposed to be round C G C You can take that waitress or the blonde over there G D G But stand back John, that’s the size I wearVerse 1:
G D G In a neighborhood bar not too far from here C G Me and old John, we were chugging some beers C G Friday night about a half past ten A D When a Flock of secretaries came strutting in G D G The one in the front was a little too tall C G The one in the back, she was flat as a wall C G But the one in the middle, as cute as could be A G The one in the middle was looking at meSolo: C G C G D GC G Yeah she was five foot two, about 95 pounds D G She was round in the places she was supposed to be round C G C Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there G D G But stand back John, that’s the size I wearVerse 2:
G D G I said ‘do you wanna dance,’ she said ‘yes I do’ C G We did the two-step shuffle and the jitterbug too C G Now John didn’t like it but he was being a friend A D He danced with this one and that one and this one again G D G A slow song came on, we were locked down tight C G John said ‘hey buddy, you can’t hog her all night’ C G Well you’re a mighty big feller but I don’t care A G Stand back John, that’s the size I wearSolo C G D G C G A D GC G She was five foot two, about 95 pounds D G She was round in the places she was supposed to be round C G C Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there G D G But stand back John, that’s the size I wearC G Now she was five foot two, about 95 pounds D G She was round in the places she was supposed to be round C G C Now you take that waitress or the blonde over there G D G But stand back John, that’s the size I wear C G C Hey you’re a mighty big fella but I don’t care C D G Stand back John, that’s the size I wear C G A D G Stand over there John, I’ll be done in just a minute
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