Handsome

	  		




  B 
Oh God, oh God, oh God,  

Oh God, oh God, oh God,  

Oh God, oh God 

    E            F# 
Oh eat me up for breakfast 
 B 
You think you look good in whatever they 
 E             F# 
Sugar coat you in 
         B 
And my body is a temple, you can worship at my feet 
             E               F# 
But I might kick you in the teeth so 
    B 
So even when you're spitting blood 
           E             F# 
You would savor that for me 

      B                                  E             F# 
Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom 
 B                       E                            F# 
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome, so handsome 

      C# 
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know 
                     B             F# 
I know I should be pickin' up the pieces 
      B     
But it doesn't really matter, it's what you ? 
        E               F# 
When you got nothin' to lose 
  B 
Everybody else I know, it sucks to be in misery 
  E            F# 
As if it was contagious 
    B 
So come to me and promise me you'll 
  E              F# 
Catch me if you can 

      B                                  E             F# 
Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom 
 B                       E                            F# 
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome, so handsome 
      B                                E            F# 
I'm as awful as they come, oh, what a pity 
   B                              E            F# 
So thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty 

E       F# 
     So pretty 
E       F# 
     So pretty 

B      E      F# 

         B                                E         F# 
Well, I got so down I held the world for ransom 
  B                                    E          F# 
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome 
  B                             E         F# 
Arresting, repossessing and disarming 
     B                                E         F# 
Oh, what a stroke of luck that I am charming 
    B                                E         F# 
Well, I heard that I am wanted by committee 
        B                               E         F#        B 
I just thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty