Beard Accessory Store

	  		




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A beard accessory store 

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Business it was booming at my beard accessory store 

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My beard accessory store 

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But then people started shaving 

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And business started waning 

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D|-3-strum---0-let ring-----2-----------2--| 
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At my beard accessory store 


The landlord came a knockin' at my beard accessory store 
My beard accessory store 
Said I was evicted from my beard accessory store 
My beard accessory store 
He said that beard accessories 
Were no longer necessities 
And shut my beard accessory store 


So I lured my landlord inside and locked the door 
Of my beard accessory store 
I can't say what I did to him, but it was against the law 
At my beard accessory store 
And now I've long since left town 
The body was never found 
And I don't sell beard accessories any more