Mr Procrastinator

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A E D (2x) 

 
A              E        D 
  Well I can't help the feeling 
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  Of not having a fucking clue 
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  You can keep on keeping on, but that ain't gonna help 
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  You do nothing, you rot away in that bedroom 

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A E D (2x) 
 
 
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  You've started wearing V-necks 
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  Oh, you've ditched the trackie bottoms too 
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  Well you can keep on keeping on, but that ain't gonna help 
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  You do nothing, you rot away in that classroom 
 

 
E                    D                                E 
  You'll wake up one day to see the world that you've created 
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You'll sit down in your ashtray, shouting out "I'll never make it" 
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You'll never survive that way, stood there in your quarter-zipper 
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He's always free on a Friday, they call him Mr Procrastinator 

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A E D (2x) 
 
 
A            E       D 
  He's never good at speaking 
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  I bet he's never even spoke to you 
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  He won't socialise, but he'll realise one day that he can't go on 
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  Knocking round with muppets, sniffing it up in the bathroom 
 

 
E                    D                                E 
  You'll wake up one day to see the world that you've created 
                        D                                 E 
You'll sit down in your ashtray, shouting out "I'll never make it" 
                          D                                E 
You'll never survive that way, stood there in your quarter-zipper 
                      D                                 A 
He's always free on a Friday, they call him Mr Procrastinator 

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A E D (6x) 
 

 
E                    D                                E 
  You'll wake up one day to see the world that you've created 
                        D                                 E 
You'll sit down in your ashtray, shouting out "I'll never make it" 
                          D                                E 
You'll never survive that way, stood there in your quarter-zipper 
                      D                                 A 
He's always free on a Friday, they call him Mr Procrastinator 

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A E D 

Outro 
            A       E   D 
Mr Procrastinator 
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Oh, Mr Procrastinator 
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They call him Mr Procrastinator 
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They call him Mr Procrastinator