Sky Sharks

	  		
Fm  Ab   Bbm  C 





Fm 
Down from the sky 

Go run and hide 
Ab 
From their catastrophic path 
Bbm 
Big teeth in jaws, That’s what we saw 
C 
And now they’ve chomped my car in half 
Fm 
They fly in the sky 
           Ab 
They look totally crazy 
                Fm 
Their wings are superimposed 
             Ab 
What kind of god is so lazy 
Fm 
How can we hide? 
    Abm 
How can we survive 
Bb                      C        
Flying Cartilaginous Genocide? 


                   Fm 
So be wary of the Sky Sharks 
                    C 
They want to nom on your blood 
                     Bbm 
If you want to have a future 
                           Ab   C 
Heed my warning or you'll lose it 
                                Fm 
And please avoid their dreaded eye ray 
                        C 
Run and hide and fight another day 
                    Bbm 
Practice cardio, increase your pace 
                Ab    C 
Preserve your human race 


          Fm 
Lets run away 
      Bbm       Fm 
Yes, lets run away 
     Bbm                    C 
The Sky Sharks are here to stay 


                            Fm 
Now they’re eating all our fried fish 
                         C 
And all the seafood that no one will miss 
                         Bbm 
Hundreds of grandparents mourn the loss 
                           Ab       C 
Of every Long John Silver tartar sauce 

                                  Fm 
We tried to stop them but they’re too quick 
                                C 
Dodged every whiffle ball and wooden stick 
                        Bbm 
Well what else can we throw their way 
                          Ab        C 
How ‘bout that copy of 50 Shades of Grey? 


Bbm                 Fm 
I wish there was a formula 
    Bbm                    Ab           C 
Of extra-special things to drive them away. 
Bbm                         Fm 
But instead we'll need some legs 
   Bbm                     Ab       C 
So grab your sneakers and flee the fray 


Prof:  

Fm 
A reign of terror flying past 
Ab 
When I first heard I had quite a laugh 
Bbm 
Look up in the sky, flying shark 
C 
Teeth like knives that bite in half 

Fm 
Things get weird. I take up the slack 
Ab 
I’m the man for the job or I’ll eat my hat 
Bbm 
Laser-guided orcas live without water 
C 
Fitted with wings, engines, mortars 

Fm 
Old-fashioned grit and I fire like this 
Ab 
“Let me try” -oh I insist! 
Bbm 
Aim, fire, strike with a tiny risk- 
C 
Oh blimey, spoke too soon- I missed 

Fm 
Shark repellent is ineffective 
Ab 
London's done for chums, I’ve wrecked it 
Bbm 
Sharks are landing, grey and vicious 
C 
On the other hand this hat tastes delicious 


        Fm                              Ab 
Rabbit: Well, we’ve tried everything, what else can we do? 
              Fm                                     Ab 
Hatchworth: I hear there’s still safe houses left in Old Peru 
        Fm                              Ab 
Spine: Please heed our warning, these sharks will never tire 

             Bbm                         
Hatchworth: Wait a second, hold on, did anyone think about       

C 
using… fire? 




                   Fm 
So be wary of the Sky Sharks 
                    C 
They want to nom on your blood 
                     Bbm 
If you want to have a future 
                           Ab   C 
Heed my warning or you'll lose it 
                                Fm 
And please avoid their dreaded eye ray 
                        C 
Run and hide and fight another day 
                    Bbm 
Practice cardio, increase your pace 
                Ab    C 
Preserve your human race