Vanity Fair

	  		






verse 1 
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E              Eb             D     C# 
  She left her school for the facto-ry 
D             C#         C      B 
  From pocket money to a salary 
         E         Eb   D       C# 
  From a pac-a-mac to a compact case 
D           C#             C          B 
  And every morning she in-spects her face 
E         Eb             D        C# 
  She dis-covers pulling pints in pubs 
D               C#               C        B 
  That the good looks will never cover up for 
    E    Eb      D          C# 
Her dumb-ness in taking the stock 
D             C#            C             B 
  Sees her re-flection in a butcher's shop 


Refrain 1 
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    F#m                B 
She finds it all quite rare 
         A                 E  Riff1 
That her mate's all vanity fair 
    F#m                B 
She finds it all quite rare 
         A                 E  Riff1 
That her mate's all vanity fair 


verse 2 
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E             Eb         D       C# 
  She has her eyes on me-dallion men 
       D       C#          C      B 
  That get her home on the dot at ten 
E               Eb            D       C# 
  She combs her hair when she gets ex-cused 
      D        C#           C       B 
  The deal she wants always ends up screwed 
E            Eb           D        C# 
  Paints her nails on the bathroom scales 
  D           C#            C      B 
  Gargles her breath like a landed whale 
      E      Eb    D           C# 
  Her beauty is as deep as her skin 
  D         C#            C       B 
  Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin 


Refrain 2 
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    F#m               B 
She poses foot on the chair 
        A              E  Riff1 
Coconut shy but vanity fair 
    F#m               B 
She poses foot on the chair 
        G#m            Riff2 
Coconut shy but vanity fair 


Middle 8 
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       G#(2)  Am       F#m     G 
In her vanity case her compact case 
       Em      G(2)     D     Riff3 
In her compact case her eyes 
    A/C#      C(2)           B(2)     Bm 
Not bad for a sister but her vanity's fair 

  She swears to have had just a pine-ap-ple juice 

          Eb          D              C# 
  Falls a-sleep fully clothed in her bed 
D          C#        C     B      A(chord)
  With her makeup re-mover by her head 


Refrain 3 / End 
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        F#m              B 
And she might not be all there 
        A                  E   Riff1 
But her dream's all vanity fair 
               B 
She might not be all there 
        A                  E    Asus2/F# 
But her dream's all vanity fair 

E   Asus2/F# 



  E   Asus2/F#  Eadd2/G#   B7  D(2)  Eb(2)  E(2)