Pulling Mussels

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They do it down on camber sands they do it at waikiki 

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Lazing about the beach all day, all night the crickets creepy 

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Squinting faces at the sky, A Harold Robbins paperback 

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Surfers drop their boards and dry, and everybody wants a hat 


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But behind the chalet my holiday's complete 
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And I feel like william tell 
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Maid marian on her tiptoed feet 
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Pulling mussels from a shell, pulling mussels from a shell 


Shrinking in the sea so cold 
Topless ladies look away 
A he-man in a sudden shower 
Shelters from the rain 
You wish you had a motor boat 
To pose around the harbour bar 
And when the sun goes off to bed 
You hook it up behind the car 

Two fat ladies window shop 
Something for the mantelpiece 
In for bingo all the nines 
A panda for sweet little niece 
The coach drivers stand about 
Looking at a local map 
About the boy he's gone away 
Down to next door's caravan