If You Can't Beat Them

	  		verse 1: 
D                 G 
Keep your chin up when you're feeling lonely 
D                      G 
Don't let them get you down 
D               G                               
Ain't no use in sitting all alone 
D       G                     
Hangin' around  
    D          G 
For someone to call 
  D                             G 
Ohh they won't come knocking at all 
D             G     
Don't run and hide  
D                      G 
Even if it hurts you inside 
               Bm 
So I said 
          A           G                E 
  Give as good as you get yeah 



  
E                      A    B 
If you can't beat them join 'em 
D                           E 
You'd  better do it 'cos it makes you feel good 
E                      A    B 
If you can't beat them join 'em 
D 
You're never gonna help yourself 



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verse 2: 
D                 G 
Keep your fingers off my money 
D                     G        D 
Don't try and pull me down 
                 G 
You're taking me out to wine and dine me 
D         G       D          G 
Trying to wind me round and around 
  D                         G 
Invite me to your little contract Ha! Ha! 
D                  G 
Rumour has it that you could play dirty 
  D                           G                  Bm 
I tell you what I'll do about that, that yeah 
           A             G        E 
I'm playing at the wrong game yeah! 



 
E                      A    B 
If you can't beat them join them 
D                          E 
You'd better do it 'cos it makes you feel good 
E                      A    B 
If you can't beat them join 'em 
D 
You're never gonna help yourself yeah 



Bm Em Bm Em Bm Em Bm G 


Guitar Solo: Use chords from the verses 


 
E                      A    B 
If you can't beat them join them 
D                           E 
You've got to do it 'cos it makes you feel good 
E                      A    B 
If you can't beat them join 'em 
D 
It's everyone for themselves 



Bm Em Bm Em Bm Em Bm G 


Outro: D  G