Major Leagues

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Lip Balm on watery Clay, 
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Relationships, Hey, hey, hey. 
B                                             Bb/B    
You kiss like a rock, but you know, i need it anyway  
Gm                       F#   E               Fm  
angle for the ringside seats when they fall don't blame me 

B                            Bb/B    Gm           F#    E        F# 
Bring on the major Leagues,          Bring on the major leagues, 
B                            Bb/B    Gm           F#    E        F# 
Bring on the major leagues,          Bring on the major Leagues 

B                                 Bb/B    
How you gonna teach him to walk,         
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when he can't even finish the, he can't even finish the 
B                                       Bb/B       
Songs of the law. Are they civilized or satanists?  
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Cater to my walls and see if they fall don't leave me. 

B                            Bb/B    Gm           F#    E        F# 
Bring on the major Leagues,          Bring on the major leagues, 
B                            Bb/B    Gm           F#    E        F# 
Bring on the major leagues,          Bring on the major Leagues 


They wear you down sometimes, kids like wine, magic Christians chew the rind 
Gm                   F#         E      F# 
cause bad girls, are always bad girls, Let em in. 


B                            Bb/B         Gm       F#    E 
Darling, we're up against it and there is no time for tie-ins, tie, ins, 
        F# 
tie-ins GO! 

Chorus 

BRIDGE 
They will wear you down sometimes, kiss the wine, magic Christians chew 
         Gm               F#         E         F#        B 
the rind Cause bad girls, Are always bad girls   LET EM IN!