Day Off

 
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Would it be such a bad idea if we take the whole day off 
G                        D            A 
I've been screaming in a shag rug and don't it sound like I got a cough 
G                D                     F#              E 
We could call in sick then go get some sunshine in our eyes 
G                        D                           A                          D 
There's some wildflowers blooming by the river and I wanna see them before they die 
 

 
G             D                     A       D    A 
We could play Monopoly if you got a year to burn 
G                  D              A 
Or brush up on our Urdu takes the same time to learn 
G               D                     F#               E 
Just look at it this way it's another no good dead end job 
G                         D                     A          D 
And playing hooky is only taking money from the man or the mob 
 

 
Em 
Losers two 
Em          D 
Losers toodaloo 
Em 
Losers two 
G           D 
Losers toodaloo 
 

 
G         D        A                 D          A 
Gathering pedigree doesn't mean that much to me 
G            D             A                        D 
See music is easy you just have to count to three...four 
G                          D                 F#                  E 
But say the word and we're in the car with a picnic packed and a parlor guitar 
G                            D                       A               D 
Besides we slept through the second alarm and that's one foot in the door 
 

 
Em 
Losers two 
Em          D 
Losers toodaloo 
Em 
Losers two 
G           D 
Losers toodaloo 
 

 
G                         D       A     D      A 
No there's nothing like a day off so to speak 
G                       D                       A 
I could see this really getting out of hand and turn into a week 
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And when I come in monday and they ask where you been and why 
             G                    D                     A         D 
I'll say the pep in my step is as good you're gonna get for an alibi