Lager And Ale

	  		
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A 
Late weekend night I'm at the Bojar Grill 
        C                          D               A 
I got decisions to be made between lager and ale 
A 
When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl 
      G                 D                A 
Then everything on the menu mattered 
 
C       D                         A 
Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head 
C       D 
Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew 
A 
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob 
A 
'cause I'm ready, willing and able 
A 
Yes I'm ready, willing and able 


Guitar Solo 
C D A  C D A etc ... behind the solo 

C      D                          A 
Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head 
C      D 
Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew 
A 
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob 
A 
'cause I'm ready, willing and able 
A 
Yes I'm ready, willing and able
 

Verse 
A 
Over to the jukebox I staggered 
      G                         D               A 
For a love song to scatter my body before her 
A 
Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains 
 G                      D               A 
I started humming "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" 

C      D                          A 
Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head 
C      D 
Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew 
A 
I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob 
A 
'cause I'm ready, willing and able 
A 
Yes I'm ready, willing and able 


(SPOKEN WORD) ... stay on a muted A 

I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab baby 
Off to the hotel we'll wallow 

A 
'cause I'm ready, willing and able 
A 
Yes I'm ready, willing and able ... 

FADES OUT WITH "CAUSE/YES I'M READY, WILLING AND ABLE" X5